help I lost my keys

i lost my keys. i dont know wear their at. if my keys are gone i cannot escapes to my apartment and the noises in my head are loud

i maybe drunk

but what is drunk?

is tewlve beers drunk? is sax shots drunk? is dancing with a man named pueblo who said the tequila could not be beat drunk?

if so i am drunk

but i lost my keys and i do not longer no wear i am at

there are noises and it smells like bread. if you no wear my keys are please come find me and bring them to me so i can go home. my dog misses me and i miss them so much i am crying.

i am a pairamedic the best pairamedic and nobody nos mor then me so maybe help me find my keys and i will save your life one day okay okay okay???

i see a possum and maybe he has my keys

heeere mister possum possum bring me my keys

if you find my keys, come give them to me. i am at the place thats smells Ike bread and has noises. i will be with the possum.