Let me start off with the basics: this is a site for Paramedics. If you’re a EMT-Basic, it’ll be too complicated for you. (And God forbid you’re an EMR). If you’re a nurse, you won’t understand the pressures of a real, dangerous career. We’ve seen things you just won’t understand. If you’re a doctor of any sort, your knowledge isn’t applicable to us. I’m sure it’s all well in good in your fancy hospitals, but in the streetz? We don’t have time for sterility.
Now that that’s all been said: let’s get down to what this blog is about. I’m a paramedic, the highest echelon of medical care available in the real, out-of-hospital setting (where 98% of the world actually exists, fyi). But our field is plagued by inexperience, ignorance, and incompetence. I call these the four I’s (the fourth I is inconsistency) and it’s my responsibility to correct them.
Recently I was promoted to a field training officer at my prestigious ambulance agency, and it definitely wasn’t because of a lack of staffing and they’re desperate to push out as many bodies as possible. It was because of my expertise in all subjects of paramedicine. After all, I have been a medic for nearly two years. That’s the equivalent of two decades of nursing, so I’ve conquered many subjects. And in this blog I’ll be discussing those subjects to help illuminate my fellow paramedics on the actually correct way of doing things.
So sit back, grab a Monster, put on your Vipers, and buckle up, kiddos; Amber’s about to learn ya.
I also provide diet advice.
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